A man was in a restaurant and he dropped his spoon. The
waiter at his table took another spoon out of his pocket and gave it to the man.
The man said,
"Thank you" and took a sip of his soup and then asked,
"Excuse me but why do all the waiters have spoons in their pockets?" and
the waiter said,
"Well sir a survey in our restaurant showed that 1 in 4
customers drops their spoon just like you, so we give them the spare instead of
them eating with the dirty one."
But as the waiter was walking back to
the Kitchen the man noticed that there was a string hanging from his flies and
the man said,
"Excuse me but why do you, and all the other waiters have
a string hanging out of your flies?" and the waiter said,
"Well sir, a
survey in our restaurant showed that the waiters can save time and serve more
customers, if we do not wash our hands after using the toilet. So we use the
string tied to our, you know what, to pull it out of our trousers so we don't
get our hands dirty."
Then the man took another sip of his soup and
replied,
"That's all very well, but how do you get it back in again?"
"Well I don't know about the others." replied the waiter, "But i use the
spoon."
