These three business men have just arrived back from a trip
to Hong Kong,having purchased some very modern technology. Anyway, they decide
to go for a game of golf,when they reach the first hole they hear a noise:
'Brrring brrring'
The first man starts to talk to himself.
'Hello?....ok....yep....bye!'
'What on earth are you doing?'
asks the others.
'Oh!' laughs the man 'I've got a mobile phone chip
implanted in my bottom lip, so i can just talk, it's very handy, marvellous
don't you think?' the others agree.
When they reach the second hole they
hear a noise.
'Brrring brrring'
The second man starts to talk to
himself.
'Hello?....no....yep....bye!'
'What on earth are you
doing?' ask the others.
'Oh!' laughs the man 'You see i've got a mobile
phone chip implanted into the tip of my tongue, so i can just talk, it's very
handy, marvellous don't you think?' They agree.
When they reach the
third hole they hear a noise.
'Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!'
The
third man drops his golf club, runs off and jumps into one of the bunkers.
The other men follow him, they find him squatting down with his trousers
around his ankles.
'What the hell are you doing?' One of the men asks
him.
The man turns to him and says, 'I'm expecting a
fax!'
