Three women at a womens lib meeting, the first stands up;

I told my husband that I am not going to pick up after him anymore and he is not getting any sex until he can do it for himself, after all I work just as hard as him.
How did you go? a women asked.
The first night she said I saw nothing.
The second night I saw nothing.
The third night I came home, all his clothes were ironed folded and put away in the cupboard.
There was applause from the crowd.

The second lady stood; I told my husband that I was not cooking dinner for him anymore and he wasn't getting any sex until he could do it for himself, after all i work just as hard as him.
The first night I saw nothing,
The second night I saw nothing.
But the third night I came home to a beautiful candle lit dinner, the kids put to bed romantic music playing in the background.
applause came from the crowd.

Just than a women in torn jeans, missing front teeth, tattoo on her left arm stands up.
Well I told that mongrel of mine that I not taking his empties out of the caravan, cleaning his kids, waking him at midday after he has bin on the piss with his mates, after all I get as much in my dole check as he does and he is not gettin a root until he does it himself.
What happened? a women asked.
Well the first night I see nutin.
The second night I see nutin.
By the third night I could see just a little bit from my left eye.....