Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens
waddle out of their ship and look around. The first thing they see that
resembles a being is the Gas pump. The two Aliens approach. The first one says
"Earthling take me to your leader!"
He gets no response. The
first Alien looks at his buddy then addresses the pump again.
"Earthling, I said Take me to your leader!"
Still no response.
The first Alien then turns to the second and says
"If this Earthling
doesn't show me some respect I'm going to blast him!".
The second Alien
replies
"O.K. but, I'm just going to stand down on the next block."
The first Alien looks a little puzzled, but waits for the other to
waddle to the next block. He then addresses the pump a third time.
"Earthling take me to your leader!"
No response. The Alien then
pulls out his ray-gun and shoots the pump.
After the explosion the Alien
gets up dusts himself off then goes down the block to his buddy, He then says to
the second Alien
"If you knew that was going to happen why didn't you
warn me?"
The second replies
"I didn't know what was going to
happen, but I'm not going to mess with anyone who's penis can hang to the
ground, wrap around his body twice, and still stick it in his ear!"
