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17 ways you can tell it's going to be a rotten day:
1. You wake face down on the footpath.
2. You put your bra on
backwards, and it fits better.
3. You call Suicide Prevention, and they
put you on hold.
4. You see a '60 minutes' team waiting in your ofice.
5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
6. You want to put on clothes you wore home from the party, and there
aren't any.
7. You put on the news, and they're showing emergency routes
out of the city.
8. Your twin forgot your birthday.
9. The car
horn goes off accidentally, and remains stuck while you're following a group of
Hell's Angels.
10. The boss tells you not to bother taking off your
coat.
11. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
12.
You walk to work and then find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose
(even more embarrasing if you're a woman!).
13. You call your answering
sevice, and they tell you it's none of your business.
14. Your blind
date turns out to be your wife.
15. Your Income Tax cheque bounces.
16. You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
17. Your wife
says 'Good morning Bill' ...and your name is Frank. |
