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Unplug Your Equipment


Posted By Richard (22 May, 2004)
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For safety reasons, it is very important that you unplug all your electrical equipment every night before you go to bed.  However, there are two exceptions to this rule:  Fridges and Life Support Machines.  Otherwise you'll find that you waste a lot of vegetables.

 

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