An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her
long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that
she will be granted three wishes.
''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat
wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a
handsome prince?'' she asks.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly
imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he
saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry
now for having me neutered.''
