A man with all his arms & legs (Able) has a mate with no arms & legs
(Bob). Bob doesn't get out much so Able decides to take him fishing on his
boat.
They go out wide and are enjoying their day when the boat starts taking on
water. Bob gets in a bit of a fluster and starts bobbing around saying "what are
we gonna do? Omigod! Omigod!"
Able replies that they will swim to shore which sends the armless, legless
Bob into more of a fluster... but Able says "jump on my back mate, I'll save
us."
So Bob jumps on Ables back and Able is swimming, and swimming, he passes
through a rough storm and the waves are thrashing down but still he swims,
finally he sees land and strikes out toward the sand.
After crawling up on the beach Able shakes Bob off his back and panting says
"I feel f*cked", to which Bob replies "Sorry mate, there was no other way of
holding on..."
