In a train carriage there was an
Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and an ugly looking fat
lady.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass
through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they
leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - 'That French swine wanted to touch me and by
mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have
slapped his face'
(2) The fat lady thought - 'This dirty old Frenchman
laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him'.
(3) The Frenchman
thought - 'That Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she
slapped me'.
(4) The Englishman thought - 'I hope there's another tunnel
soon so I can smack that French moron again'. |
