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In The Lift


Posted By checkersx (16 May, 2003)
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A normal bloke, Santa Clause and a very intelligent woman are in a lift where there is a £20 note on the floor.

Who picks the £20 note up and why?

 

 

The normal bloke because Santa Clause doesn't exist and neither does a very intelligent woman.

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