There are two indians and a stupid white country
man walking throught the woods. They come to this cave and one of the indians
goes "WOOT WOOT," and then a echo "WOOT WOOT." So the indian ran in.
"What was that?" said the white man.
The indian explain thats how indians mate. They go
WOOT WOOT into a cave and there's an echo. There within the cave there is a
women ready to mate.
They come apon another cave and the indian said "WOOT
WOOT." The indian hears an echo and runs in.
All alone the white man comes along the big and darkest
cave ever. He thought to himself and then said "WOOT WOOT." He hears an echo and
then takes off all his clothes and runs in.
The next day in the newspaper the headlines state:
NAKED WHITE MAN HIT BY TRAIN!
