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A competition

Posted By dilmee (02 July, 2003)

There was the FBI, Scotland yard, and the L.A.P.D. They were having a competition: Who could find a rabbit that was released into the forest the fastest. The FBI set up surveillence and questioned many key witnesses and proved there was no rabbit. Scotland yard looked for about ten minutes then burned down the forest. They said it had it coming to him. The LAPD looked for a few minutes and came out with a badly beaten bear. It said "Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

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