The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out
a .38 revolver.
He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then
asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"
The navigator
replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"
The pilot responded, "I use this on
navigators who get me lost!"
The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45
and place it on his chart table.
The pilot asked, "What's that
for?"
"To be honest sir," the navigator replied, "I'll know we're lost
before you will." |