A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar, gets a beer and
sits down.
Then, the M1 walks in. He says, "I've had a really bad day
and you do not wanna mess with me!"
The black tarmac tells him to calm
down and asks if he wants to join him for a drink.
The M1 and the black
tarmac sit down together.
Then, the Dual Carriageway walks in. He says,
"I have had a really, really bad day and you do not wanna mess with me".
The black tarmac and the M1 tell him to calm down and the Dual
Carriageway joins them for a drink.
Just then, a piece of red tarmac
walks in and the black tarmac starts shaking and whimpering. The bartender asks
if anything's wrong and the black tarmac replies,
"You don't wanna mess
with him... he's a cycle path!!" |
