On a recent trip toBritain, President Bush
went to a school for a Q&A. The teacher asked if anyone had a question
for the president.
Wee Jimmy put his hand up and
said, "I've got 2 questions. Why are you the president when the
other guy got more votes? And why did you invade
Iraq when they had no
weapons of mass destruction?"
Just as he finished asking his question the bell rang for
lunch.
When they came back from lunch the teacher asked if
anyone had a question for the president?
David put his hand up and said, "I’ve got 4
questions. Why are you the president when the other guy got more
votes? Why did you invade
Iraq when they had no
weapons of mass destruction? Why did the bell ring an hour early for lunch?
And where the fuck is wee jimmy?"
