A plane was about to crash and there were only three parachutes between the
four passengers.
The first man said "I'm Kobe Bryant, Americas most important basketballer, I
MUST survive" he then grabbed a parachute and jumped from the
plane.
The second man said "I'm Tony Blair, Britains most intelligent ever Prime
Minister, I too MUST survive" he grabbed the next parachute & jumped from
the plane also.
The third man was the Pope and he turned to the fourth passenger, a ten year
old boy, and said "I am old son, my time is nearly up and I believe you have
more to offer the world than I do so I shall give you the the third parachute,
save yourself."
The ten year old boy replied "Thank you for your offer old man but
there's still two left - Britains most intelligent Prime Minister just took my
school backpack!"
