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Adam and Eve


Posted By Ghost (15 May, 2003)
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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a World Bank economist are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

'Look at their reserve, their calm,' muses the Englishman. 'They must be English!'

'Nonsense,' says the Frenchman. 'They are both naked and beautiful. They must be French!'

'You are both wrong,' says the World Bank economist. 'They have no clothes and no shelter. They have only an apple to eat and they're being told they're in Paradise.

Clearly, they are South Africans!'
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