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Car crash


Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)
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If you are in a car and your friend is asleep, carefully pull up into a rest stop and park right in front of a tree. (it helps if it's a little slanted)
Then, clutch your face and scream bloody murder as if you had been shot.Your friend will no doubt wake up and be horrified at the tree and the semmingly bloody death!!!
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