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A Churchill Quote

Posted By Funnyfunny (13 June, 2003)

Winston was at a party and was becoming somewhat the worse for drink. He was approached by a prominent member of the Aristocracy.

Lady: Winston, you are drunk.

Churchill: And madam, you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.

Ouch.

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