A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he
decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his
problem.
In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are
getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the
man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try
this suggestion, he ran home to his wife.
At home, he found his wife was
in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69
position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired
the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Not that
well... when I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my
penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
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