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Psychic kid


Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)
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There was a boy who could see who was going to die next in his family. So one night he was praying and said "God bless mummy, God bless daddy, good bye grandma." The next day his grandma was run over by a bus.

The next day he was praying and said "God bless mummy, good bye daddy."

Now his dad was really worried and went to work very carefully. When he came home his wife said to him, "You know the strangest thing happened today, the milkman dropped dead."
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