| I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I
couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a
little of that magic."Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you
now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled
and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah," I said, "Just so long as
you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She
laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying She thought
tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds
myself!" So I hung up on the fat bitch. |
