A man went into a bar and said to the barman
"Pint of
best please",
The barman said "That'll be 5 pence please"
The
man was amazed at the cheapness and asked for the menu. He selected T-bone steak
and chips,
The bar man said "That'll be 25 pence"
"Thats
fantastic!" said the man, "Can I speak to the owner, I'd like to congratulate
him on his prices!"
"No", the barman replied, "He's upstairs with my
wife"
"Whats he doing with your wife?" asked the man.
The barman
replied "The same as I am doing with his business down
here!" |
