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Magic Lamp

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

John finds a lamp, rubs it and out comes a genie.

The genie says he will grant John three wishes with one condition: everything he wishes for, his wife will get double. So John says thats fine.

First John wishes for a million pounds, so his wife got 2 million. Then John wished for a ferari and his wife gets 2.

Pausing for a moment, John says "Why dont you scare me half to death?"

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