Three men die and arrive at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter
approaches the first man and asks:
"How many times have you cheated on
your wife?"
The first man says "Never," so St. Peter says that he can
ride around Heaven in a Jaguar forever.
So the guy drives off in his
Jaguar, smiling.
St. Peter asks the second man: "How many times have you
cheated on your wife?"
The second man says "Two or three times," so St.
Peter gives him a Toyota to ride around Heaven in.
So the second man
drives away, which leaves the third man. St. Peter asks him how many times he
has cheated on his wife.
He replies "About a dozen times." St. Peter
gives the third man a cardboard box with wheels to ride in.
One day,
while the third man is riding around Heaven in the box with wheels, he sees the
first man (the one with the Jaguar) parked on the side of the road, wiping the
tears out of his eyes. The third man stops to ask him what is wrong, to which
the first man replies
