Written on my Forehead

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Written on my Forehead

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

Theres a man and a woman in a house, the woman says to the man "Can you change the lightbulb?"

To which the man replies "Have I got ELECTRICIAN written across my forehead?"

The woman then says "Can you fix the stairs?"

The man replies "Have I got BUILDER written across my forehead?" and storms off to the pub.

When he returns, everything is fixed, the man says "What the hell happened here?"

The woman replies "A handsome young man came around and said he would fix everything for me and all I had to do was sleep with him or bake him a cake."

The man asks happily "So what cake did you bake him?"

The woman replies "Have I got Delia Smith written across my forehead!".

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