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"Pack Your Bags!"

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

A woman comes home one night and shouts up the stairs to her husband:

"Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"

Her husband replies:

"Should i pack for sun or snow?"

The woman shouts:

"I don't care, I've won the lottery now get out!!!"

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