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At The Bar

Posted By scorpiobabe (05 March, 2005)

The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says, " I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...Double Income, No Kids Yet."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B, you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."

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