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Shotgun Maid


Posted By Funnywriting (03 March, 2005)
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A executive is on a buisness trip touring Britain and he decides to give his wife a call. The maid answers.

"Hello I'd like to speak to my wife please." he says.

The maid replies "No I'm, afraid she's in bed with her lover at the moment"

The man is obviously shocked and so he asks the maid, "Would you like to earn $10,000 in a few minutes?"

"Yeah sure," The maid answers,"What do I need to do?"

"Take my shotgun out of the closet, walk into the bedroom and shoot them both." He hears two muffled shots and then the maid says,

"What shall I do with the bodies?" she says.

"Bury them in the back yard next to the swimming pool." he tells her.

"What swimming pool?" she enquires.

"Is this 24 Acia Terrace...?"

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