An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where in the hell
have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates", he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his
privates?"
"Well", said the accountant, "one, I like to watch my money grow; two, once
in awhile I like to play with my money; three, I like how money feels in my
hand; and four - instead of you going out shopping on the weekend, you can stay
right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you
want."
