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Catholic Priest On A Cruise

Posted By sweetyaerogirl (16 December, 2003)

A Minister, a Rabbi and a Catholic Priest were all on a cruise. All of the sudden, the boat hit some rocks and began to sink.

The Minister yelled, "The children! We must save the children!"

Then the Rabbi yelled, "Fuck the children!"

And the Catholic Priest replied "Do you think we have time, there's an awful lot of them?"

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Catholic Priest On A Cruise