Amishman in New York

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Amishman in New York

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

An amish family went to New York and visited all the massive multistorey department stores. They had never left their home before and were spellbound by what they saw.

The father and his son visited a particular store and were fascinated by the lifts , although they did not know what they were or what they did.

"What are those silver things with doors ?" said the son.
"I dont know - lets stand here and watch for a while" said the father.

Shortly an old lady on a zimmer frame struggled up to the lift door, pressed the call button and went in. 30 seconds later the door opened and out stepped a gorgeous 24 year old blonde stepped out wearing a mini skirt and legs up to her armpits.

"Quick !!!" said the father to his son "Go and get your mother! "

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