Two nuns go out of the convent to sell cookies. One of them
is known as Sister mathematical (S.M.), the other is known as Sister Logical
(S.L.). It is getting dark and they are still far away for the convent.
S.L.: Have you noticed a man that has been following us for the past
half an hour?
S.M.: Yes, I wonder what he wants
S.L. : It's
logical. It's logical. He wants to rape us.
S.M. : On no! At this pace
he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
S.L. : The
only logical thing to do of course, we'll have to start walking faster
S.M. : Is is not working
S.L. : Of course it is not working. The
man did the only logical thing to do. He also started to walk faster.
S.M. : So what shall we do? At this pace, he will reach us in less than
one minute.
S.L. : The only logical thing we can do is to split. You go
that way and I will go this way. He can't follow both of us.
So, the man
decides to go after Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent
and is worried because Sister Logical has not arrived yet. Finally, Sister
Logical arrives.
S.M. : Sister Logical! Thank God you are here. Tell us
what happened?
S.L. : The only logical thing happened. The man could not
follow both of us, so he decided to go after me.
S.M. : So, what
happened? Please tell us.
S.L. : The only logical thing to happen. I
started to run as fast as I could.
S.M. : So what happened?
S.L.
: The only logical thing to happen. The man also started to run as fast as I
could.
S.M. : And what else?
S.L. : The only logical thing to
happen. He reached me.
S.M. : Oh no. what did you do then?
S.L.
The only logical thing to do. I took my dress up.
S.M. : Oh Sister! What
did the man do?
S.L. : The logical thing to do. He pulled down his
pants.
S.M. : Oh no, what happened then?
S.L. : Isn't it logical
Sister? A nun with her dress up runs faster than a man with his pants down.
