A visitor to the Vatican needs to relieve himself. Imagine
his surprise when in the restrooms he sees the Pope sitting on a toilet
masterbating.
As this was a sight few people saw he quickly took a few
photos. The Pope recovers his composure and buys the camera for £100,000. As it
was a nice camera, the Pope decided to keep it and use it on his travels. One of
his entourage sees it and asks how much it cost.
"£100,000" says the
Pope.
"Wow! That guy must have seen you coming!" |