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Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)
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A visitor to the Vatican needs to relieve himself. Imagine his surprise when in the restrooms he sees the Pope sitting on a toilet masterbating.

As this was a sight few people saw he quickly took a few photos. The Pope recovers his composure and buys the camera for £100,000. As it was a nice camera, the Pope decided to keep it and use it on his travels. One of his entourage sees it and asks how much it cost.

"£100,000" says the Pope.

"Wow! That guy must have seen you coming!"
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