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One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah me old china, I
wants you to make me a new Ark".
Noah replies, "No probs God, me old
Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss".
God then
adds -
"Ah but there's a catch this time Noah, I want not just a couple
of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".
"TWENTY DECKS!",
screams Noah, "TWENTY DECKS! ... Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say, should I
fill it up with animals just
like last time?"
"Yep, that's right,
well ..... sort of right.......this time I want you to
fill it up with fish"
God answers.
"Fish?" Queries Noah, stunned. "FISH?"
"Yep, fish
... well, to make it more specific Noah, I want wall to wall, floor to ceiling -
CARP!"
Noah looks to the skies, "OK God my old mucker, let me get this
right. You want a New Ark?"
"Check".
"With 20 decks, one on top
of the other?".
"Check".
"And you want it full of Carp?".
"Check"
"But why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but
surely getting to the end of his tether
"Dunno" says God. "I just
fancied a .... Multi-Storey Carp Ark !!!" |
