Retirement Present

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Retirement Present

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

The Jewish man Moses had dedicated his life to circumcising young boys

But Moses was getting on a bit & decided to retire, so he took his huge sackful of foreskins to the shop & asked the shopkeeper to make him a retirement present with the foreskins.

The shopkeeper agreed and told him to come back the next day. The next day Moses went back & asked the shopkeeper what he had made.

The shopkeeper gave him a nice wallet. Moses agreed but said "It's nice but it's not much for a whole sackful is it"

And the shopkeeper said "Yeah, but if you stroke it it turns into a briefcase!"

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