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Jesus On The Cross


Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)
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A huge crowd had gathered as Jesus was nailed to the cross. As Jesus surveyed the crowd he saw St. Peter at the back.

He strained to call to him, "Peter, Peter".

Peter tried to get through the crowd, pushing people as he went.

Still Jesus cried, "Peter,Peter".

"I'm coming Lord" shouted Peter as he worked his way through the crowd. Eventually he reached the foot of Jesus's cross, and asked 'What is is Lord?".

And Jesus said, "Eh!, I can see your house from here!"
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