There were three guys in an airplane and then all of a sudden the pilot was poisoned, and in the plane there were no parachutes.

So the three guys were thinking on how to save their lives while the plane was going down...so finally the first guy jumps out and says,"Buddah Buddah Please Save Me!"  So a hand from Budah catches him and lands him down on the ground safely.

So the second guy jumps out and says" Budah Budah Please Save Me Too!"  So the hand comes down again and lands this guy on the ground safely.

So the last guy on the plane decides to do the same thing to save his life.  So he jumps out of the plane and yells," Buddah Buddah Please Save My Life!"  So once again the hand comes down and lands the last guy on the ground safely. 

Once on the ground, the last guy says, "Thank god" And Down comes the hand and squishes him...ouch.