Three women walk into a church wanting to become nuns. The first woman
walks up to the priests and says that she wants to become a nun. The priest
looks at her and says "First you have to answer a question."
"Ok." the woman answers.
"Who was the first man on earth?" the priest asks
"Adam." replies the woman. After she answers the door to the back of the
church opens, a light shines down, birds start singing and she walks in.
The second women then walks up to the priest and says that she wants to
become a nun. So the priest asks her "Who was the first woman on earth?"
The woman smiles and says "Eve." The door opens, the light shines down, the
birds start singing and she walks in.
The third woman walks up to the priest and says she wants to become a nun. So
the priest asks her "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
The woman stands there thinking and says "Boy, that's a hard one."
The door opens, the lights shine down, the birds start singing and she walks
in.