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Lady of Leeds

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

There was an old Lady from Leeds.
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour.
Her tits were in flower.
And her arse was covered in weeds.

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Lady of Leeds