A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist
that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just
below her bikini line.

She also wants him to put the words "Happy Thanksgiving" under
the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.

The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry
Christmas" on her left thigh just below the bikini line.

So the guy does that one and it turns out pretty good as well.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist
says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put
such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She replies, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all
the time that there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving
and Christmas."