Santa's Temptation

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Santa's Temptation

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

Santa was about his rounds one Xmas eve when he lands on a country estate house.

So down the chimney he goes straight into the bedroom of a nubile 16 year old bit of group 1 top totty.

"Oh" she exclaims, "daddy christmas! wont you dally a while?"

"No I have a lot to deliver" explains Santa so top totty releases one shoulder strap of her nightie and out falls one boob

"are you sure you wont dally a while" she asks

"no no really I mustn't I have far to much to deliver"

So the other strap is cast off and the other boob is exposed

"Are you positive I cant persuade you to dally" says the wench

"Oh no I have the children to think of what about all their presents"

At this point the nightie is completley cast aside and she stands there legs akimbo in all her glory

"now then what is your reply will you dally?"

"I'll have to now says Santa I'll never get back up the chimney!"

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