Johnny's Train Set

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Johnny's Train Set

Posted By Funny.co.uk (05 February, 2003)

It is Christmas day and Johnny is playing with his new train set. All the family is watching him and he says

"Chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff woowoo. Here we are at the sofa station, all the bastards that wanna get on fuckin` hurry up and get on! All the bastards that wanna get off fuckin` hurry up and get off!"

Of course everyone is horrified at Johnny`s language but they think he is just using it for attention so they ignore it.

Then Johnny says

"Chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff woowoo. Here we are at the T.V.station, all the bastards that wanna get on fuckin` hurry up and get on! All the bastards that wanna get off fuckin` hurry up and get off!"

This goes on for about half an hour until his Father can stand it no longer and reprimands Johnny and sends him to bed crying.

After about an hour Everyone agrees that Johnny has suffered enough (it is Christmas after all). Johnny promises not to use those words again and comes down.

When his Dad goes into the kitchen for another drink he starts to play with his train again.

"Chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff chuff woowoo. Here we are at the sofa station, all the people that wanna get on please hurry up and get on, all the people that wanna get off please hurry up and get off and anyone who wants to know why there was a 1 hour delay can ask the old c**t in the kitchen"

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