Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his
annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick and
the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the sick elves. Santa was
begiining to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs.
Clause told Santa that her mum was going to come and visit. This stressed santa
even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that that
three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were
out, heaven knows where. More Stress
Then he began to load his sleigh,
when one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the floor and scattered
the toys.
Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of tea
and a shot of sherry. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had drank
all his liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped
his tea pot and it shattered into a million pieces and all over the kitchen
floor. He got his broom to sweep all the bits up only to find that the mice had
eaten the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the door bell rang
and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door to see a little
angel with a great big christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to
put this tree fat man?"
And that my friends, is how the little angel
came to be on top of the Christmas tree
