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Revenge


Posted By cats (12 September, 2003)
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A shy guy sees a beautiful lady in a bar. After an hour of summoning up the courage, he goes over and asks tentatively:

"Um, would you mind if I chatted to you for a while?"

She immediately yells: "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar stares at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly embarrassed and slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him. "I'm sorry I embarrassed you," she smiles "I'm a psychology student and I'm seeing how people respond to an embarrassing situation."

To which the man responds, at the top of his lungs: "What do you mean, £200?"

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