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Not in front of the children

Posted By yee-haa (28 September, 2003)

A wee boy walks into the kitchen one night.

"Mummy, you know that lady who reads the news?"

"Yes dear."

"Is she bionic?"

"No - I don't think so dear. Why?"

"Well I've just heard Daddy say he'd like to screw the arse off her."

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Not in front of the children