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The Englishman at a Hotel


Posted By cats (16 October, 2003)
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One morning, after spending the night with their wives, an Englishman, Spanishman and an Frenchman came downstairs to have breakfast at a hotel.

While they were all sitting at the table the Spanishman "accidentally" mentioned that he made love to his wife ten times last night. And this morning she fed him paella and rice while he was in his jacuzzi. He also told them his wife had told him he was so good in bed that he should never leave it.

"Well that's nothing, last night I made love to my wife twenty times and this morning she fed me frogs legs and snails after she had given me a massage and strip show. She said I was the best lover she's ever had."

The englishman sat there with a smug look on his face.

"How many times did you make love to your wife last night?" asked the Frenchman.

"Once" said the Englishman, the smug look still on his face.

The spanishman and the frenchman both laughed. 

"And what did she say this morning?" asked the spanishman.

To which the englishman replied "Don't Stop." 

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