A husband and wife are in bed on a Sunday morning, the wife turns to the
husband and say's "It's sunday today, so sunday being your day, what would like
me to do for you today?" The husband thinks for a few minutes, clears his
throat and says "Well, you've got three options,
(1) You can wash the Boat,
(2) You can give me a head job,
(3) Or you can take it up the ass!
The wife , a bit stunned, thinks for a minute. "well" she thinks to her self,
"I'm not going to wash the frigging boat, and I'm definately not taking it up the
ass, so I'll give him a head Job." So the wife goes down to do her business,
after about 30 seconds, licking her lips and tasting her mouth, the
wife says "You know it tastes like shit down here!" The husband replys
yawing, "yeah, the dog didn't want to wash the boat either."
