A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween party
but the wife had a terrible headache. She told her husband to go anyway.
After a short argument he agreed, and she took some aspirin and went to
bed. Later she awoke and felt great, so she decided to go to the party and
see what her hubby did when she wasn't around. As soon as she arrived, she
noticed him on the dance floor getting very friendly with every hottie in
the place, and groping them when he could.
She then cut in and
rubbed close to him. When the song ended, he leaned over and whispered in
her ear, "Let's go outside." So the two costumed characters snuck off and
occupied themselves in one of the parked cars.
Midnight was to be
the unveiling of the party-goers, so she slipped out and went home before
the clock struck twelve.
When he got home she asked, "How was the party?
Did you meet any interesting people?"
He replied, "You know me,
dear. I don't have a good time when you're not with me. I ran into a few
friends and we ended up in the basement playing poker. It wasn't very fun at
all. But the guy I loaned my costume to had the time of his life!"
