It's a couples Anniversary and the woman decides to do something nice for her
husband so she goes to a tattoo parlour and says "can I have the initials
of my husband tattooed onto my ass please? I would like 'b' on one cheek
and 'b' on another cheek."
After the tattoo is finished she goes
home pulls her trousers down and bends over infront of her husband and her
husband says "Who's Bob?!."